As our heroes face certain death in the crucible of first motion. Can they stabilise the elemental pillars, strengthen the gemstones powering the prison to keep the world terror from fulfilling its named destiny all while trying to avoid debating blows from the chaos raining down on them?Content Warnings: Adult language, adult humour, fantasy violence, claustrophobia, restraint, peril, heights.Enjoying the adventure? Follow Malt and Magic on Spotify, catch every episode on YouTube, join us live on Twitch, and support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes, behind-the-scenes debriefs, and exclusive homebrew content.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The storm isn’t just a weather event – it’s a prison.In this episode, the Planar Detective Agency breaches the metaphysical wall and enters the Eye of the Storm. Inside, reality fractures as they encounter a fallen Vaati, a colossal entity trapped in the memories of an ancient war, who warns that the power they seek demands a terrible sacrifice. Plunging deep into the funnel of the cyclone, the party must navigate the raw Elemental Chaos—a realm where magma freezes, stone boils, and gravity is a suggestion. Relying on quick wits, teleportation stones, and a “vaginal coil” (don’t ask), they fight their way to the Crucible of First Motion.Content Warnings: Adult language, adult humour, fantasy violence, claustrophobia, restraint, peril, heights.Cast: Matt Isbell as the Game Master Danny Hodge as Lex Ordo Dave Ricks as Jewel of Shadows Steve Miller as Suriliomenorvisanti Eshkobek Dravid Xavi (Suri) Bodhi Kambouris as Edgious ‘Bones’ JonesEnjoying the adventure? Follow Malt and Magic on Spotify, catch every episode on YouTube, join us live on Twitch, and support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes, behind-the-scenes debriefs, and exclusive homebrew content.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

York, England. December 22, 1995. The German Christmas market on Parliament Street is a corridor of light, music, and festive cheer… until the ringing of an ancient, meteoric iron bell shatters the holiday peace.Join us for our final stream of 2025 as we dive into a world of cosmic horror where the snow doesn’t just fall, it listens. When a demonstration of Alpine folklore goes horribly wrong, a group of local Northerners must confront a terrifying truth: the “horned one” from the old stories isn’t a myth, he’s a boundary. And that boundary has just been broken.Special Guest: Peter CotterContent Warnings: adult language, adult humor, scenes of cosmic horror, body horror, threat, violence.✨ Support the ShowIf you enjoyed this festive descent into madness, consider supporting us: Patreon: Get 25% off your first month with code MMX2025! Access our session zero and the “Malt Magic Unrolled” debrief. Subscribe & Review: Help us grow by leaving a review on your favourite platform. Follow Us: Stay updated on our upcoming 2026 campaigns and miniseries.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices